Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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