Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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