Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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