We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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