Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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