so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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