So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
