i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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