I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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