D3 body, D1 cock
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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