Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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