Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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