How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Randomize
