i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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