4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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