Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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