i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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