just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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