She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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