We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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