I think I died a long time ago.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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