Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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