Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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