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is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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