Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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