problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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