i just made my gag reflex go away.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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