why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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