quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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