I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
We left the knife in your bed.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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