Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I did not marry a roomba.
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