Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
This is classic penis vs brain.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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