So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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