it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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