He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
