I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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