I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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