ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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