school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just had sex on a roof
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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