we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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