I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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