If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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