Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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