He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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