Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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