I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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