I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
sex in a hospital.. check
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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