You really coming over, don't trick.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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