What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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