I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I would ride that face into the sunset
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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