needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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