Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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