Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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